Brickhead92

Bigfoot was paid by the Illuminati!

Sitting there muttering to himself something about non-euclidean geometry.

That's right kids. To avoid this situation be sure to use tabs for indentation.

He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint, he's gaining on you!

And that's where baby magnets come from.

I for one welcome our new wholesome bot overlords!

Dickface

Freddy Krueger vs Batmanverine

Yes.

Take a look at moneybags over here being able to afford avocado toast!

"TRIVIA POP QUIZ WHAT'S THE WORD FOR 'an embankment for holding back water'!?"

"A levee??"
"... touchè"

Made me think of this.