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Anon goes on a date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 31 points 4 months ago (2 children)

See this is why you need to be at your craziest and look for a woman who doesn't take you seriously.

[–] ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 4 months ago

My SO and I scream "WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA" at each other as a greeting.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Finally, some good dating advice.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 9 points 4 months ago

Unironically, just get all of your embarrassing personality quirks out of the way.