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Anon goes on a date (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] maxenmajs@lemmy.world 69 points 4 months ago (6 children)

I'm curious as to what this anon thinks sounds like normie stuff. Probably some awkward comment about respecting all genders.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 72 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

"I'm a bluepilled, beta cuck power bottom leftmaxxing asshole jock who's not at all like those nice guys that you friendzone. Of course I love Biden! He's my favorite communist!"

[–] Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 36 points 4 months ago

"There are good people on both sides" when the date brings up Charlottesville.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

My best guess for a plausible hypothetical: Anon thinks dems and centrists are "the establishment", zionists, and "fascists" like all the projection Fox News throws at them, so he repeats all that stuff about his favorite billionaires, says corruption claims are overblown, and yay capitalism with very little nuance or understanding of policy, but doesn't realize he's inadvertently described the politics of Lauren Boebert.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Honestly a young guy being interested in politics, or rather what he thinks is politics, is a red flag per se, I understand why most women rather want to be together with someone who isn’t.

[–] FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 3 points 4 months ago

Unless they're a vulnerable group targeted by conservatives, then it makes a little sense that they'd be aware to some extent.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I think you mean 'both' genders.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dude, it was JUST non binary day of visibility.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Do you not understand sarcasm? Because everybody else seems to have done so just fine so far.

[–] VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 4 months ago

I think they didn't see the cursive, it's probably hard to make out on a small screen.

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

... was that sarcasm, too?

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

more likely something about "the jews"

[–] suction@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Like if he calls New York “Jew York”…