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[–] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 207 points 11 months ago (27 children)

Good general advice: do not hit on people when they are at work.

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 78 points 11 months ago (8 children)

Eh, what is he supposed to do then? Creep around until she clocks out? Just give her the space and agency to disengage. Give her your number on a piece of paper. And don't make it awkward if she doesn't respond.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

n? Creep around until she clocks out? Just give her the space and agency to disengage. Give her your number on a piece of paper. And don’t make it awkward if she doesn’t respond.

leave a note with your number and the greatest pickup line

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