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CrowdStrike offers a $10 apology gift card to say sorry for outage (techcrunch.com)

submitted 4 months ago by kn33@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 42 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well it’s $10 more than my company gave me for my time spent…

Oh - the company keeps it? Oh ok…😒

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Your company didn’t pay you?

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They pay me the same regardless of how much I work…

[–] PostaL@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

... so then you should work one minute a day?