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Hockey star Matt Dawson amputates finger to play at Olympics (www.bbc.com)

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[–] Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That’s why you’re not an Olympian!

[–] DarkThoughts@fedia.io 1 points 3 months ago

No, I think that's more because I sit on my ass all day and have all sorts of issues that go beyond a stiff finger.