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[–] kersploosh@sh.itjust.works 82 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (9 children)

The former fighters found themselves missing the freedom of the front-lines as they adjusted to the mundane nature of office work. Huzaifa, a 24 year-old former sniper, said, “The Taliban used to be free of restrictions, but now we sit in one place, behind a desk and a computer 24 hours a day, seven days a week. Life’s become so wearisome; you do the same things every day.”

“In our ministry, there’s little work for me to do,” said Abdul Nafi, 25. “Therefore, I spend most of my time on Twitter. We’re connected to speedy Wi-Fi and Internet. Many mujahedin, including me, are addicted to the Internet, especially Twitter.”

And with a 9-to-5 comes the dreaded commute—and actually having to show up for the job in order to get paid. “What I don’t like about Kabul is its ever-increasing traffic holdups.” Omar Mansur, 32, said. ”These days, you have to go to the office before 8 AM and stay there till 4 PM. If you don’t go, you’re considered absent, and [the wage for] that day is cut from your salary. We’re now used to that, but it was especially difficult in the first two or three months.”

I never thought I would identify so much with the freaking Taliban.

[–] LufyCZ@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago (5 children)

Imagine being a freaking sniper and suddenly being forced to enter numbers into spreadsheets every day.

Hilarious

[–] Kittenstix@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

I feel like there's gotta be a little overlap there due to how complex it is to shoot a rifle any range over 500 meters.

Etid, grammar

[–] kablammy@sh.itjust.works 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

At the very least a sniper should be good at sitting very still for hours at a time.

[–] Xanxia@lemmy.zip 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

On the other hand they would not be verry well prepared for an open office environment.

[–] technohacker@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago

~~Would a LibreOffice environment suffice?~~

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