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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anons Super Power (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by MrJameGumb@lemmy.world to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Zeppo@sh.itjust.works 56 points 11 months ago (4 children)

Mind control would obviously be the most useful.

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 36 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

granted. you can control your own mind.

Wait no I don't know how but somehow that's got to be technically just as powerful as controlling someone else's

[–] EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone 29 points 11 months ago

Got anxiety? No you don't. Need to study for a test? Your new photographic memory says otherwise. Wish you could play a game again for the first time? Can't wait to play that new game I just heard about, it's gotten all kinds of praise!

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