MrJameGumb

Threads will literally punch you in the face

Like...through the monitor? How does that work? Is it an actual fist or some kind of mobile computer component?

It just seems like Microsoft desperately trying to get anyone to use Edge lol

I wouldn't be surprised if you clicked "install anyway" and another warning popped up that said "Please just use Edge? Just try it for a little bit? Pretty please? We'll be your best friend if you do"

Thurman is short for Turd Ferguson

Something run by Facebook is having issues? What a surprise...

I'm still amazed some people want Threads to show up in the Fediverse 🤢

So even when an incel hits their personal jackpot and gets to bang a Japanese woman they're still just miserable pricks lol

Guess you can't blame women or your virginity now Anon lol

He looks like the hippy version of Jelly Roll lol

I think the boomer who wrote this needs to have a nap. They don't seem to even understand the difference between gen-X millennials and Gen z and is just spouting a bunch of "kids these days" nonsense.

I suspect a lot of people on here don't like the idea of monetizing Lemmy since that kind of defeats the whole purpose of Lemmy. It sounds more like something people would do on Reddit or Instagram

So... Basically turning your Lemmy account into a half-assed Patreon then? Pass.

Literally no one has ever tried to dispute that Elon Musk is from South Africa lol I think this debate only exists in your head dude

The human race then perishes from starvation shortly after due to no one wanting to eat bland salt free food

"up to 100% effective" just means it's almost guaranteed not to be 100% effective except by accident in very rare cases lol