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Anon visits his dealer (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[+] Xanthrax@lemmy.world -99 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (3 children)

You're dead. The gun would be out where you can't touch it. They're a dealer; not a range. You would agree to a robbery.

If you KNOW them, you should he fine, MAYBE.

This is coming from someone who played the game.

Edit: Also, just throwing these out there: (for the US)

you can make opium from unwashed/ untreated poppy seeds
you can grow your own weed (in a lot of states)
you can buy spores for any mushroom spores (y'know what I mean) -you can buy TEST KITS

Edit: this based on the context of someone saying they have a gun out. Why would you say that? They're either stupid or going to rob you. Enjoy taking your chances. I will continue to buy my substances from people who don't brandish their gun over text.

[–] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 99 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What's the last time you had a CT scan?

[–] NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Getting high on their own supply.

[–] Klear@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 months ago

Xanthrax is a hell of a drug

[–] Mojave@lemmy.world 40 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Embarrassing comment

[–] silasmariner@programming.dev 6 points 3 months ago

Third degree embarrassment right here

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 months ago

Eh, if you know your dealer well enough to be invited in, and be made aware they're armed, it isn't a high level risk.

I mean, that could be a locality based thing, I guess, but I've known some dealers of a lot is substances over the years, and they don't invite people in often, much less to come in and use. If anything, they're going to tell you to fuck off if you ask to use the product in their crib.

Again, could just be that that ones I've known are different based on regional drug culture, I dunno.

Weed dealers do tend to be a little more chill though.