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[โ€“] lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I feel it would be safer/easier to just actually get a girlfriend.

[โ€“] Seraph@fedia.io 32 points 3 months ago

Safer? Yes. Easier? Not if you're that much of a goon.