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[–] FireWire400@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Who the fuck is J.D. Vance?

[–] Minarble@aussie.zone 32 points 2 years ago

He’s just some weirdo.

[–] EditsHisComments@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

He's that one guy that works at Vance Refrigeration, I think

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Weird guy who admitted to fucking a couch

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Technically he didn't admit it. Just didn't deny it.

[–] borf@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

So does the couch. But no word from them yet. Might be undercover.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

He's an entitled suburbanite shithead cosplaying as an Appalachian (which he is not and never has been).

[–] TotesIllegit@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Trump's pick for Vice President. I didn't know who he was until he was announced, either.

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 years ago

You might remember him as James Bowman.