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Gotta stay grounded. (lemmy.ml)

submitted 2 years ago by Grayox@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] zout@kbin.social 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I'd go with hydraulic cilinders. Lot's of people have died accidently using those, so should work perfect when it's not an accident.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Hydraulic guillotines already exist. My partner used them in their lab.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

Why was your partner killing rich people in their lab and do they need help?

[–] zout@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

They are also used to cut firewood.

[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The main problem is the excess blood in the ship after the deed. Its mainly water and water in space uncontained is bad news. Best just to space the fuckers.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Just reuse the blood to power the hydraulics, problem solved