this post was submitted on 09 Dec 2023
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[–] curiousaur@reddthat.com 145 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Hugely underestimating the natural charisma it takes to make content like this. Most folks just getting out of prison do not have it.

[–] Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago (1 children)

My neighbor is my drinking buddy. One random night, he told me about how he was in prison for twenty years after killing a punk. I thought it would be weird but it wasn't.

Nice dude. But could not hold a conversation.

[–] Cqrd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I can't hold a conversation and I haven't killed anyone

[–] Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Might as well do it, I guess...

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

Can just improve things, right?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

How does one acquire this 'charisma'?