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Anon gets the shits (lemmy.today)

submitted 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] corroded@lemmy.world 42 points 11 months ago (3 children)

How exactly did the random stranger know he was an English speaker?

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 79 points 11 months ago

If you have ever had a good bout of food poisoning that cleans you out I guarantee you’re bitching and swearing about it when in the throes of it. So if the story were real I’d bet there was plenty of choice English for people nearby to pick up on.

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 24 points 11 months ago

Probably the smell?

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 20 points 11 months ago

He didn't pray to Allah to save him, or make deals with him about changing your ways if you heal me from this misery.

There nothing like food poisoning to make you religious and reassess your entire life.

I hope I never get that sick ever again.