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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon gets the shits (lemmy.today)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Don't forget, my son, to include everyone.

[–] spacecadet@lemm.ee 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sleep with one eye open

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 9 points 3 months ago

Bro, you skipped a couple lines. The next part is, "I tuck you in, warm within, keep you free from sin, till the Sandman, he comes." Then you sleep with one eye open while gripping your pillow tight.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago

Sleep with brown eye open