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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 46 points 3 months ago (2 children)

"I'm sick of the government telling me to breathe. I'm done!"

[–] queue@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 3 months ago

If one person he is insanely focused on made a joke about him breathing too much, and they saw people laughing at it, he would. Instantly without second thought, because he never had a first thought.

[–] KingThrillgore@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately you really can't kill yourself by just "not breathing" if you're surrounded by air. You'll just pass out.

Helium though that'll do it

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

And you'll sound funny on the way out. I see this as a win-win.