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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 98 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (37 children)

1 gal of gas: ~29k calories - $4.609
~29k calories of rice: ~$600 <-- sus math btw 🤔

It's simple: drink the gas.

okay, update:
my math was wrong. new cost of rice: ~$11.5 (ordering in bulk)

CONCLUSION
Drink the gas.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 30 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If you drink a whole canister of gas, that's enough to cover your nutritional needs for the rest of your life!

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 13 points 3 months ago

BRB

[–] oxideseven@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Also, gas is less toxic than vitamin C. So you should be fine! :D

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