The DOJ Redacted a Photo of the Mona Lisa in the Epstein Files in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 20 points 3 days ago (12 children)

Reading is hard.

DOJ told 404 Media that the unredacted version of the document in question contains an image of a victim’s face overlayed on the face of the Mona Lisa image.

This Tool Searches the Epstein Files For Your LinkedIn Contacts in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm sure Mark Tramo, the UCLA neurology professor, is loaded. lol

This Autonomous Snow Blower Shovels on its Own, Recharges Itself, and Keeps Going in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Shit, for $5k I'd sign up.

CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

How ironic

CEO of Palantir Says AI Means You’ll Have to Work With Your Hands Like a Peasant in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Not him, though. He's a different class of human that isn't like us plebeians.

Take-Two CEO Responds to Stock Price Drop Following Google Genie Announcement: 'I Think People Are Confusing Tools With Hits' - IGN in c/games@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 12 points 5 days ago

Sorry, I'm only interested in boutique, handcrafted video games.

I used an original iPod Nano in 2026, and it worked surprisingly well in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

I had a red Sony Walkman E395 when i was in middle school. Not the most high-end player but it was good and I'm still mad it got stolen.

I still have a functioning iTouch but Apple sucks and the older iTouch isn't able to do the neat tricks.

Call of Duty microtransactions were pushed for by Jeffrey Epstein in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 6 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (2 children)

Ol Jeffy wanted to help Russia “leapfrog the global community by reinventing the financial system of the 21st century.” 🤔

No wonder Reddit has turned to shit in c/fediverse@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

In fact, it doesn't matter if there's no internal incentive. If it's being indexed and shows in searches it will have all the incentive needed to maximise SEO for profit.

Anon joins the army in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 4 points 6 days ago

He's really just trying to remember which gf

Anon joins the army in c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 92 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

How did gf go from gf to wife?

i forgot i had a gf

she tells me her husband is in the military

I dont think this story is real

Windows 10's extended support ends in eight months, but users are still rejecting Windows 11, at least in Germany in c/technology@lemmy.world

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 1 week ago

Yeah, i also removed all the update bullshit, multiple times. It updated while i was at work.