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[–] VubDapple@lemmy.world 151 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The years passed, mankind became stupider at a frightening rate. Some had high hopes the genetic engineering would correct this trend in evolution, but sadly the greatest minds and resources where focused on conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't think we became stupider, I think on average we even became smarter.

The thing is, stupid people have less inhibitions from sharing the stupid things they've been thinking and doing, and thanks to the internet they can share all of them with everyone!

[–] sleen@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 months ago

All it takes to change people's views is one person who knows how to talk.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] SoGrumpy@lemmy.ml 4 points 3 months ago
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago

Best they could do was more hairy erections.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 4 points 3 months ago

Tell me more about this conquering hair loss and prolonging erections.