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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon rides a bike (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] suction@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (8 children)

I don’t get it?

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's a stab at fat..... I can't help but feel targeted but I'll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I'm fine, everything's fine..... just let me catch my breath for a moment.

[–] suction@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Still don’t get the joke

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Old "your momma" joke..... Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house! Meaning that she's as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.

Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.

So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.

Sort of in the same vein as "bless your heart" or "he/she has a great personality".

[–] suction@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

Thanks now I get it and can rest assured it wasn’t funny.

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