Old_Fat_White_Guy

joined 1 year ago

A 50 50 will cost you about tree fiddy in these parts. So they say....

Why is that cop pestering Skelly? Skelly is white after all....... but seriously...... I guarantee the perp had at least Most of a skeleton so he/she/it does fit the description.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Old "your momma" joke..... Your momma so fat when she sits around the house, she sits "around" the house! Meaning that she's as big as the whole house or even bigger than the house.

Which someone that fat is morbidly obese.

So the joke is a twist on the joke, with a jab at the fat person, in the form of faux concern over their health.

Sort of in the same vein as "bless your heart" or "he/she has a great personality".

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago (3 children)

It's a stab at fat..... I can't help but feel targeted but I'll have to wait until the stabbing pain in my chest subsides. The shooting pain down my left arm is lessening already! I'm fine, everything's fine..... just let me catch my breath for a moment.

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

OK, at first I saw a Shar Pei with a frog in it mouth...

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

[–] Old_Fat_White_Guy@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, yeah......