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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon knows a guy down by the docks (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Anon cannot read w/o hearing Carl’s voice

[–] NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 27 points 10 months ago (1 children)

YEAH

TONIGHT!

[–] hydrospanner@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I don't need no instructions ta know how to ROCK!

[–] FrostyTrichs@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

WHO LEFT THIS ON HEAD GAMES!?!?

[–] lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I'm gonna be fartin' blood tonight!

[–] psmgx@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

NO HAND-BANANA, NO