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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon's gf is up to something (sh.itjust.works)
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[โ€“] Etterra@lemmy.world 36 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Hold on, I've been here, I got this.

Ahem.

Stop. Shut up. Don't question it - you can't apply logic to this. Just enjoy it while it lasts. If it's Kris happening over a prolonged period, them she's a keeper.

What she's doing is called "affection." It can come in different forms, usually from family, friends, and romantic partners. If you're like most guys, you probably didn't experience much of it before. If that's true, you wouldn't know what it is. I advise therapy, because you don't know what you don't know.