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Anon doesn't like Shrek (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

It depends. I have a tiny dick, but that doesn't cause me to buy guns and trucks to compensate, so I don't feel attacked when someone makes fun of some assholes Truck dick.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 19 points 3 months ago

That’s not really making fun of them for having a small penis though: most of the people making those jokes have no idea what their penises look like. Those jokes are based on their behavior and an assumed source of the person’s inferiority complex (which is still fucked up, because it reinforces the idea that having a small penis makes one inferior).

The small hands jokes aren’t even based on trump actually having small hands (at least, they seem pretty average sized to me), but more on a perceived insecurity.

Honestly, the diaper jokes seem the most likely to inadvertently hurt someone for something they can’t help. Everything else is based on his reactions to his physical attributes.

[–] Ummdustry@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

How do you choose to compensate out of interest (asking for a friend.)

[–] Socsa@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Cooking and oral sex