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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lmao, God has nothing to do with those guys💀

[–] Nima@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

god isn't a good guy. he's a villain. they can have him.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

If you are talking about olympic gods, sure

[–] Nima@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

yahweh's murder count is well over 2 million. he's pretty much the god of murder.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Who am I to judge, right?

[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

To be clear there is no god. Also to be clear the stories you have about your god describe a poorly written villain who even if it were real, again it isn't, deserves nothing from humanity except contempt.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Your opinion, your opinion, yeah

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah, just the Abrahmic god that decided to flood the world and kill nearly everyone on it innocent or not.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, Noah warned them, so yea-

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey you're gonna die, it's on you now wink

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Not what he said