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'Scripture is very clear': New House Speaker tells Congress God has 'ordained' them (www.alternet.org)

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Republican Speaker of the House Mike Johnson, in his first remarks after being elected Wednesday afternoon, told Members of Congress that “Scripture” and “the Bible” are clear that they have been “ordained” by God.

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[–] Nima@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (9 children)

god isn't a good guy. he's a villain. they can have him.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (8 children)

If you are talking about olympic gods, sure

[–] Tavarin@lemmy.ca 0 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nah, just the Abrahmic god that decided to flood the world and kill nearly everyone on it innocent or not.

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, Noah warned them, so yea-

[–] Shapillon@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey you're gonna die, it's on you now wink

[–] EternalNicodemus@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Not what he said

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