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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Yeah its hard to tell sometimes if women are playing with you or not. Good rule of thumb is if its been a long time since youve hung out with a girl, give her some extra space and see if she tries to close it with you. If not no loss

[–] Sybilvane@lemmy.ca 71 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Another good rule of thumb is to assume that if she was working, it was just customer service and she's not actually into you.

[–] Shard@lemmy.world 16 points 3 months ago

Another great rule of thumb is to assume she's Canadian and just being polite.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Yep

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 3 months ago

It's also a good idea not to hit on people that you only know in the most distant sense.

Looking at someone in the supermarket does not count as a date.