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The Navy Runs Out of Pants for Its Working Uniform – Won't Get More Until October (www.military.com)

submitted 3 months ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 71 points 3 months ago (3 children)

They couldn’t handle all the seamen. (I am sorry)

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Your username claims that you are a cat, but I've never met a cat who would consider apologizing for anything.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 months ago (1 children)

My parents were Canadian.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wow, Canada to Alderaan is quite a move.

[–] Skull@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Canada is pretty expensive right meow.

[–] MajorHavoc@programming.dev 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You should never have to apologize for greatness, such as this.

[–] PrincessLeiasCat@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

Thank you, friend. Thank you for understanding.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 5 points 3 months ago

Isn't that why they wear the white uniforms, since it blends in better?