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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] echodot@feddit.uk 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

In Europe not hitting customers with the wet fish is considered the height of customer service. Anything in excess of that is considered highly intimate.

Seriously though, the American style glad-handing salesman attitude does not go over well anywhere other than the United States.

[–] Wanderer@lemm.ee 1 points 3 months ago

"Wow nice choice there sir. That's quite the quality piece you looking at. I'm sure you know your way around those items, but would you care for some advice to assist your shopping experience? Or is there anything I can do to make your shopping experience exceptional on this fine day?"

Get fucked.

Some kid comes over and looks bored out of his mind "So you want help or nah?"

Oh yea I do. 10/10 customer experience.