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[–] Lets_Eat_Grandma@lemm.ee 43 points 3 months ago (8 children)

So it sounds like nobody in this thread looked at the actual article.

This isn't chic-fil-a. It's the homophobic bigoted billionaire asshole who has turned a town south of atlanta georgia to a 2.7 billion dollar movie making industry by building a movie making compound. He's trying to usurp hollywood. His studios have been the filming location for many major blockbuster movies in the past several years.

The article even mentions that the guy has sold 200 homes to the tune of 110 million dollars right by the studios so obviously he's diversifying beyond chicken.

If there's a market for christian shit i'm sure he'll capture it, but i'm sure they will focus on what sells. Maybe they will try to be the epic games of streaming services where they undercut the competition by hiring cheaper labor and taking a smaller cut from the people who pay to use the studios the guy owns.

Unlike steam, nobody loves netflix, disney, hbo or any of the awful streaming services there are now. Even crunchyroll which is a bargain has a fucking awful app and streaming quality issues. Since you don't "own" the movies on the platform you rent access to there's no lock-in or cult following like there is with steam. Because of all this... people will go to whoever provides the best service.

[–] we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 months ago (4 children)

If there's a market for christian shit i'm sure he'll capture it

There is and he absolutely will. The market for "Christian" specific everything is huge. People that buy that sorta shit also generally don't know what a good product actually is so costs can be cut and noone's the wiser.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nah Christian movies are almost always the direct-to-dvd type of junk that you find in a $3 bin somewhere. The only one I can even think to name is Sound of Freedom and that wasn't even so much Christian as it was right-wing fantasy. The studio that made it is a Christian studio, however.

[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Nah Christian movies are almost always the direct-to-dvd type of junk that you find in a $3 bin somewhere.

I would have thought the same thing a month ago. When I was looking for an opera, I stumbled on where I think this stuff is shoveled. Here's 35 christian movies shown in theaters likely near you in since May 2022.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

Me: "what is Fat Home Vents..?"

Me, 5 seconds later: "ohhhhh"

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