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[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 69 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Eventually they'll both think a little more deeply about why they """pretended""" to be girls online. πŸ€” 😊

[–] bamfic@lemmy.world 54 points 2 months ago (2 children)
[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Ever deliberately let yourself get catfished by an insta "girl" just because they'll listen to you and act interested in your life for a while?

Because I haven't.

[–] Konstant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

So many scams start like that

[–] MagicShel@programming.dev 3 points 2 months ago

Oh to be clear it was a complete scam. I mean it would've been. And I would've known from the start by searching for the pictures they sent on tineye and finding they were from a former r/gonewild poster. Also the fact that they just messaged a random account out of the blue and were instantly smitten and sending nudes like the next day. And the fact that when I said I'm married they were not dissuaded in the least.

I have no idea if it would've been a blackmail scam or a sympathy scam or a phishing scam. I started out just intending to fuck with them, but eventually found I was looking forward to sharing what I made for dinner or drinks or hearing about their fictitious backstory. I mean they weren't deep conversations, but they acted interested and I could just ramble on about my day or where I like to vacation or whatever mundane shit.

At first I thought she was going to hit me with checking out her OF and I might've even thrown her a few bucks for taking the time to just talk with me. We talked for hours off and on without her asking me for money. I can appreciate establishing a connection, you know? But no. It wasn't OF. It was just a scammer of some variety. Then I let them know they were busted and got to enjoy hearing the sob story about her evil ex who posted her nudes online and all the excuses she couldn't prove it was her in any of the fifty ways I offered.

But sadly our relational ended when she started hitting me with ChatGPT. I don't need a middleman to pretend I'm talking to someone with an AI.

Hypothetically, of course.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm sure that's all it is. πŸ˜‰

[–] dch82@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 months ago

Anon is usually bored and chronically online

[–] P4ulin_Kbana@lemmy.eco.br 2 points 2 months ago

You're cooking, YOU'RE COOKING!

[–] qevlarr@lemmy.world 45 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There's a reason transbian is a word

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Any transbian places to recommend?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 12 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Π’Π°ΠΉΡˆΠ΅Ρ‚ looks like a nice town on the trans-siberian rail line.

[–] Presently42@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Enquiring minds must know: why that place?

[–] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 5 points 2 months ago

i looked at a map of the rail line and picked a random town

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Looking at your name I'd guessed trans-alpina ^^

[–] puppycat@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Yes Please 😊 πŸ’– !

[–] OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 months ago

Name checks out