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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon plays poker (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] eestileib@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

My younger brother counts all 52 cards without effort when playing Bridge, he's an ace at mental math, has zero facial expressions.

Could have gone pro as a poker player, said "you spend your whole life actively seeking out drunks and malcontents".

Ended up an IP lawyer, I guess the pay is more regular.