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TikTok blamed for hit to Iceland cucumber supply (www.bbc.com)

submitted 3 months ago by Midnight@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] Klnsfw@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Maybe smash isn't the right word (I'm not a native English speaker).

You put the cucumber on a cutting board, lay a large knife flat on it and strike the flat of the blade with the underside of your fist.

[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 months ago

Maybe smash isn’t the right word (I’m not a native English speaker).

You had it right. Someone else forgot their ephemeral slang isn't the only way a word can be used.

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 3 months ago

ah ok, makes sense

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

That's correct, but crush could maybe be an alternative.