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San Francisco residents speculate a utility box collapsed due to dog urine (www.nbcbayarea.com)

submitted 3 months ago by dantheclamman@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] ngwoo@lemmy.world 11 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah I live nowhere near the sea and this was the cause of a stop sign falling over near a park.

It's socially unacceptable to get mad at people for letting their dog piss everywhere yet when cats do it, it's all hands on deck to eliminate the pest.

[–] nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 3 months ago

The only time a cat ever pissed everywhere was when it was sick, and everywhere was all over my apartment.

We were cat sitting and I’m mildly allergic. It was definitely all hands on deck to clean that piss up, it was suffocatingly stinky.