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Anon compares himself to his brother (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (30 children)

Why can't Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5'11 120 lbs? What the heck is that

[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 39 points 10 months ago (11 children)

Sorry thats 1.8E9nm tall and 8.5 stone. Hope thats easier for you to understand

[–] Sekoia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 47 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The stone isn't since it's not metric but the height legitimately is since I can just drop the e9 and get a reasonable height.

Since, yknow, metric makes sense.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 14 points 10 months ago (4 children)

1.8 nm is kinda short

[–] frosch@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well, as the „n“ just stands for „E-9“ it really just says 1.8 m

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

And the comment I replied to said to drop the e9 ...

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Not if the girlfriend is an ant

[–] Goun@lemmy.ml 9 points 10 months ago

I don't think you have ever measured an ant

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 1 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

lemmy not letting delete comments forever sucks. I just double posted by accident man!

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

1.8e9nm means 1.8*10^9nm, which is 1.8m.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

And the comment I replied to said to drop the e9 ...

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