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‘COME AND TAKE IT’: Congressman Introduces Amendment to Ensure ‘Access to Delicious and Nutritious’ Chocolate Milk (www.mediaite.com)

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[–] SuiXi3D@kbin.social 1 points 1 year ago

Need, no, but our bodies have literally evolved to more easily get the nutrients we require from animals.

We’re just animals ourselves. We can’t pretend we’re not omnivores. So I’ll be having my chicken salad with real chicken, thanks.