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Anon compares himself to his brother (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] mypasswordis1234@lemmy.world 50 points 10 months ago (30 children)

Why can't Americans just be normal and use the metric system rather than some shit like 5'11 120 lbs? What the heck is that

[–] matthewmercury@reddthat.com 12 points 10 months ago (6 children)

The truth is that all Americans are comfortable with the metric system but we still use Imperial when we know it will bother you.

[–] maynarkh@feddit.nl 11 points 10 months ago (4 children)

You guys crashed a probe into Mars the last time you tried to use metric.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

And yet you insist we keep trying. For shame. What other celestial bodies do you want us to crash into?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 5 points 10 months ago

Alpha Centauri

[–] matthewmercury@reddthat.com 7 points 10 months ago

That was one of the times we bothered you.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

And that’s why Imperial is better, Metric just crashes spacecraft into planets.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Yeah but the time before that we put a man on the moon with it

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