captainlezbian

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 14 hours ago

Oh hey, surprised devoss didn’t buy it again. I assume McMahon’s platform is more concussions for children

Turing was just excellent. He’s one of those guys that the more I’ve heard about the more I just want to offer a big hug. Also he was probably autistic. There’s no way in hell the Nazis would’ve let him in.

Also the axis as a whole lost a lot of brilliant people due to the fact that Jewish people had been disproportionately economically forced into educated positions and thus educated people were more likely to be Jewish or at the very least cool with Jewish people. That’s how Italy lost Fermi, he defected because his wife was Jewish.

That’s also why nazi art was shit, but also because of the oppression of gay people. Ok nazi art didn’t have a chance for a lot of reasons.

Because EA wanted bioware to make an mmo, but bioware wanted to make kotor 3

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 42 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Ok, how about no bullet vending machines because that’s obviously dystopian and if you desperately need bullets and can’t wait to get to a gun shop you have bigger issues

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Oh, then these misogynists need to watch their words and actions lest they lose even more. Eunuchs can’t forcibly impregnate anyone.

(For clarification I am very anti infant circumcision, everyone’s body their own choices)

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Oh I suppose they don’t need our money

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Full on C. Everett Coop style sending pamphlets to every home in America except instead of it being a genuinely courageous and heroic act of medical ethics, providing information on how to prevent the spread of HIV even when those acts went against his religion, this will be explaining how to prevent the woke mind virus using his leaded brain pills, now with extra cadmium

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago

It was a good idea. Makes sense multiple people thought of it, including the onion

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

It doesn’t help him at all. As a bankruptcy auction they’re taking what they can get and forgiving the rest. If the auctions had gone over settlement price it would’ve helped him, but that wasn’t going to happen, you don’t really get bankruptcy when you have salable assets whose expected value exceeds your debts.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Ok, but surgeon general would be hilarious

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Doge. Much old. Very beaten into ground

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

The global oil cartel and billionaires such as the Koch family are funding media and politicians to convince you and your neighbors to continue burning oil and using plastics recklessly with zero regard for the fact that they’ve known for decades that this is increasing global temperatures and killing people. It’s right under your noses folks, and they don’t want you to notice. They’re even running secret campaigns on social media to convince you to spend more time hating your neighbors and to convince you to be angry about policies that not only hinder their nefarious plans but grant you the freedom to choose how you get around town while reducing traffic! They’re even boldly lying to your face about this! Look with your eyes! November used to be snowy! Nowadays the fine people of the Midwest are wearing shorts in October and these corporations and cartels are telling you that the climate isn’t changing and that it’s not a problem! [incoherent shirtless screaming]

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