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Bald eagle thought to be injured later deemed "too fat to fly" (www.komu.com)

submitted 3 months ago by JonsJava@lemmy.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

That's hilarious 😆

[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

It was also the only approved smoking location anywhere near the building. So all the smokers crowded into the far corner of the courtyard while the hawk held down the other half.

He was big, probably just shy of two feet tall. Any squawked it anyone that was anywhere near him while he was eating his pigeon.