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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 2 months ago (6 children)

As an aside, it’s funny to note that the chillest person in the entirety of their universe, short of dog pope, is an ideological anarchist.

The chillest dude just wants to boil and eat crab.

[–] nooneescapesthelaw@mander.xyz 8 points 2 months ago (5 children)
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Him and Patches both kinda dismiss the theft as protecting Rya from her own ignorance. And she is literally also trying to recruit people to prove they are strong so they can be fed to a giant snake, so... 🤷🏻‍♂️

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I never got the impression that big boggy was being altruistic, just opportunistic.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well what would YOU do if some religious weirdo walked up to you in your backyard while you BBQ'd and tried to recruit you to their snake cult and also refused to try your cooking?

[–] ThunderWhiskers@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

What the hell is wrong with you. You trying to start something? Piss off. Before I crack you in 'alf.

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