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An Austrian surgeon allegedly let his teenage daughter drill a hole in a patient's skull.

Following a forestry accident in January, a 33-year-old man was flown by air ambulance to Graz University Hospital, Styria, southeastern Austria, with serious head injuries, according to Kronen Zeitung, an Austrian newspaper.

He needed emergency surgery, but the doctor allegedly let his 13-year-old daughter take part in operating on him.

The newspaper reported that she even drilled a hole in the patient's skull.

While the operation was said to have gone off without issue, the patient is still unable to work and investigations by the Graz public prosecutor's officer against the entire surgical team are continuing.

It wasn't until April that an anonymous complaint was logged to the public prosecutor's office about the allegations, the newspaper reported.

The alleged victim initially learned about the case in the media before later being told by authorities he was a witness in an investigation.

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[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 142 points 3 months ago (21 children)

Jfc, having the girl in the room at all is a liability, let alone letting her touch the patient.

I hope this guy's malpractice lawyer has good heart meds.

[–] ShepherdPie@midwest.social 32 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Damn bro, women can be surgeons too. It's not 1890 anymore.

[–] Arbiter@lemmy.world 50 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Women can indeed. Not so sure about 13 year old girls.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

In all fairness, I think it was a joke.

[–] Nythos@sh.itjust.works 13 points 3 months ago

We would want to hope so

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

So many people not getting that lol

[–] Galapagon@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 months ago

Sarcasm doesn't translate well amongst strangers via text, it's why we've got shortcuts like "/s" everyone should use

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 6 points 3 months ago

Didn't you watch Doogie Howser?

[–] FiskFisk33@startrek.website 5 points 3 months ago

No one said any different. Read again.

[–] luciferofastora@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

13 year old girls aren't qualified brain surgeons any more than 13 year old boys

[–] DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 months ago

Congratulations, that's the joke.

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