Greentext

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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon starts vaping (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 130 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A typical greentext recipe is to dissolve it in 100ml of lies.

[–] cheddar@programming.dev 35 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You can't share a recipe online without 2-3 paragraphs about your life. You also forgot that it should include 100ml of homosexuality.

[–] fartsparkles@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago

And 50ml of neurodivergence or, if you’re out, 50L of involuntary celibacy.

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 4 points 2 months ago

And make a bomb while doing it