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Anon gets a good look at Steve-O (sh.itjust.works)
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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I mean, dude has a point, and not just on his penis.

Most guys don't see a wide range of dicks. The ones they usually see are selected to look good on film or at a distance, which means much bigger than average.

If you ever work a job that's dick heavy, you start to figure out that porn dicks are rare. And that they're often not as big as they're made to look via camera and positioning tricks. Then again, you also end up seeing the outliers more often, which can be entertaining.

Steve-o is a tad on the large side of the usual range, based on the images and footage (or inchage, I guess) I've seen.

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I must now search for Steve-O's penis.

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago

Good luck and Godspeed.

[–] theoretiker@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

But then there are the dicks that we don't get to see because they would confuse and distract the audience (Willem Dafoe apparently)

[–] Longpork3@lemmy.nz 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Few things are as affirmative to a mans body image as the communal shower after a rugby game. Not only do you see a true representation of average penises, but literally everyone is suffering "rugby dick" and on the verge of inversion due to blood flow regulation that occurs with intensive excercise.

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 months ago

Oh, heck yeah! Not even just rugby. Weightlifting, martial arts, basketball, anything I've ever done that was intensive, it makes our dangly buddies into barely an outie at all, even the guys that are dangling pretty low before the activity starts.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 months ago

Ohhh so that's what that is. I always wondered if it was a coincidence or what.