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Anon gets a good look at Steve-O (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There is a lot of prosthetic use in porn. Look closely next time and you can see the prosthetic most of the time.

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

It must be frustrating not being pansexual. The dating pool is so tiny for you! How do you even enjoy porn when you don't find all the performers attractive?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The straight men who exclusively watch lesbian porn are laughing at you

[–] Psythik@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

The "I'm so straight I only watch lesbian porn" crowd makes me laugh. I can relate cause my brother and I were like that once too. When you're raised by conservatives in the 90s, you're taught to believe that gay and straight are the only orientations available. And since we were both attracted to women, that means that we must be straight, right? Surprise surprise.

The point I'm making is that the "lesbian porn only" crowd should just come out of the closet already. They'd be a lot happier. 🏳️‍🌈