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Anon gets a good look at Steve-O (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 73 points 2 months ago (7 children)

I mean, dude has a point, and not just on his penis.

Most guys don't see a wide range of dicks. The ones they usually see are selected to look good on film or at a distance, which means much bigger than average.

If you ever work a job that's dick heavy, you start to figure out that porn dicks are rare. And that they're often not as big as they're made to look via camera and positioning tricks. Then again, you also end up seeing the outliers more often, which can be entertaining.

Steve-o is a tad on the large side of the usual range, based on the images and footage (or inchage, I guess) I've seen.

[–] Clanket@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I must now search for Steve-O's penis.

[–] Anyolduser@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 months ago

Good luck and Godspeed.

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