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Imagine getting a toilet to piss on your arsehole and feeling smug about it.
Imagine smearing shit all over your ass and feeling clean. If human shit fell on your floor, would you wipe it a few times with dry paper and say "good enough" or bring out a disinfectant spray?
Neither dry paper nor a stream of warm water is going to clean human shit off. If you aren't using soap and some sort of scrubbing action, it still smells like shit.
Pre-shower poopers unite!
There are dozens of us! 😂
Bidet + shower with soap after. Anything else is not enough
So either you scrub your asshole with bleach, always have a shower available, or smear with paper... yeah that's the choice
Wet wipes, one of those foam wheel cleaners that goes on a drill, the neighbors dog. Your imagination is the limit.