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[–] seathru@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Neither dry paper nor a stream of warm water is going to clean human shit off. If you aren't using soap and some sort of scrubbing action, it still smells like shit.

Pre-shower poopers unite!

[–] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 2 years ago

Bidet + shower with soap after. Anything else is not enough

[–] Cuttlersan@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

There are dozens of us! 😂

[–] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So either you scrub your asshole with bleach, always have a shower available, or smear with paper... yeah that's the choice

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Wet wipes, one of those foam wheel cleaners that goes on a drill, the neighbors dog. Your imagination is the limit.