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[โ€“] seathru@lemm.ee 17 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Neither dry paper nor a stream of warm water is going to clean human shit off. If you aren't using soap and some sort of scrubbing action, it still smells like shit.

Pre-shower poopers unite!

[โ€“] Cuttlersan@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

There are dozens of us! ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] SnipingNinja@slrpnk.net 2 points 10 months ago

Bidet + shower with soap after. Anything else is not enough

[โ€“] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

So either you scrub your asshole with bleach, always have a shower available, or smear with paper... yeah that's the choice

[โ€“] seathru@lemm.ee 7 points 10 months ago

Wet wipes, one of those foam wheel cleaners that goes on a drill, the neighbors dog. Your imagination is the limit.