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[–] vzq@lemmy.blahaj.zone 84 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (48 children)

I’m putting my foot down! No more than fifteen presents!

What the actual fuck?

Also, what’s the deal with the golf cart? Why do they have a golf cart?

[–] ABCDE@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (41 children)

It's quite common here to have one for driving around neighbourhoods, as cheap ones can be $1,000+.

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (5 children)

Seems ridiculous. Why not a bicycle?

[–] VirtualOdour@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Why should everyone live exactly how you want them to?

Can I do an audit of your life and switch everything over to how I think you should live?

[–] otp@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 months ago

Lol

Generally, people can live how they want. It doesn't mean I can't think doing something a certain way is ridiculous.

I did ask a "why" question. I'm open to changing my mind.

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