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Boeing’s Starliner started making a repeating ‘pulsing’ sound yesterday (www.theverge.com)

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[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 months ago

So, I'm not the best passenger on air planes, I usually just remain in fetal position for the duration of the flight.

I was taking a flight to Shanghai with Air China and it was a relatively smooth flight. I was in unusually good spirits, even managed to watch a movie. Then we landed. After touching ground the whole plane was flashing in red lights. It took me like 2 minutes of erratic panic to realize that they were displaying a waving Chinese flag on the screens and thus it was flashing red. Should've fucking given me a heads-up, man.